Bird Poops On President: <http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalradar/2007/05/bush_in_line_of_1.html>
Even the birds know Boosh sucks. The story doesn't mention this, but the secret service shot it seconds afterward.. Cheney tried to shoot it, but instead somehow shot David Gregory of NBC in the face... Indeed, perhaps this is a sign that things are looking up for our commander-guy.. {FARRRT}{SPLAATT!} "Hey, y'all, my dog just took a huge dump on my shoes, must be another sign of good luck, heh heh heh....yeppppp....."
Thursday, May 24, 2007
Avian Disapproval Rating
Posted by Timmy at 10:01 PM 2 comments
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
Ron Paul Clubbed Unconscious By Other 9 Republican Candidates
Well, not really. But, I think they all wanted to. But Sen.Paul actually didn't repeat the same old lies the other lock-step Republicans did.. He actually explained the truth (albeit in an awkward, not-entirely-correct way) why we were attacked by jihadists and why Islam fundamentalists hate us. But of course the other candidates bent over backwards to berate him for such a "foolish" statement. Rudy Boy stepped in and wrapped his Mayor Of 9/11 cape around his shoulders and told Paul to apologize. "They attacked us because they hate our freedom." Yep, whatever. If you still really believe that, as well as all other GOP candidates, stay tuned for another collossally bad president, if one of the Country Club 10 is elected. (Actually, it will probably be pared down to 9 by then end of the week after Senator Paul is sent to Gitmo for "thought re-assignment".)
Posted by Timmy at 10:42 PM 5 comments
Labels: GOP debate
Wednesday, May 9, 2007
What? They're still here?
Paul Wolfowitz, Alberto Gonzales, Dick Cheney, George W. Bush: WTF? Who do you have to kill to get fired around here? Sheesh.
Posted by Timmy at 10:00 PM 0 comments
Thursday, April 26, 2007
debate?
Hey I heard the Dems had a debate tonite.. if you can call a series of pre-written, staged questions aimed at each candidate, with little chance for rebuttal, a debate... ANyway, blah blah blah blah blah who cares blah blah no one reads this anyway blah blah blah blahh blhh#)(%#)($#df;gd
Posted by Timmy at 9:47 PM 0 comments
Friday, April 20, 2007
Rush Limbaugh - Parade Float
Here's a little tiny bit of a transcript from the windbag's website, read at your own peril:
"RUSH: We'd have to put the sun out to get rid of ozone, and that can't happen. " Mmm hmm. He's all about protesting those "liberals" bent on showing us the "facts" on "global warming".. He thinks Gore's "An Inconvenient Truth" is "propaganda" just because he uses a computer graphic of a polar bear on melting ice. He actually doesn't believe polar bears are becoming endangered, despite the massive evidence. God help us, why is this fat asshole so popular? He's a total idiot. Someone please pull the plug on this jackoff before our country is dumbed down lower than the mind of an ADD-addled first-grader.
Posted by Timmy at 10:55 PM 0 comments
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
MSM Screws It Up Again
Posted by Timmy at 9:11 PM 0 comments
Labels: media sucks
Tuesday, April 17, 2007
Narcoleptic gardening implements
I found this little gem on the Internets.. I am reserving judgement. Perhaps it's a cry for help. I have to admit I liked the part about the "Hens". I'm sure he's not serious. (Inevitable Disclaimer: I am not a misogynist or racist, nor do I condone either. )
http://nappyheadedhos.blogstream.com/
Posted by Timmy at 9:52 PM 0 comments
Labels: hoes